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Kalium ^_^ | @kalium@pleroma.site

I'm Kali

Studying engineering formally and making lots of mistakes on computers informally. (They/Them)

Migrated from @kalium@xkcd.network

Pointy.

Wobsite: https://awful.cloud

RoHS is a scam by Big Tin to sell more whiskers

remember to apply a filtering capacitor or you may create phantom genders as a result of aliasing.

There's only one gender but by turning it on and off rapidly you can create the illusion of many intermediary genders.

Judas Escargot

<strong bad voice> the boxing gloves stay ON during sex

The Wikipedia entry for the white-bellied sunbird is almost entirely copied from some field guides, which describes its feeding habits with the sentence

"In the late afternoon it regularly hawks insects aerially and gleans invertebrates from foliage"

which may be the most lovely way to describe the methods used by a small bird to eat even smaller insects.

@velartrill the past is a foreign country that was /much/ more chill about murder and violence

all caps mahjong shitpost

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A MAHJONG TILE INTO MY HAND. ITS THE NORTH WIND AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START MAKING THE YAKU ALONG WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, YUGI. I FORM EVERY YAKU AND I FORM EVERY YAKU HARD. YELLING TSUMO WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME FRESH DRAWN TILES OR EVEN WHEN I GET IN FURITEN. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY MADE A YAKUMAN. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE SCORING SYSTEMS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

someone out there is using those blue light reduction glasses with a colour calibrated studio monitor and you can't do anything about it.

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What's up everyone I'm Akemi Homura and today we're gonna be doing the any% Walpurgisnacht speedrun, we're gonna start by doing a trick called "Girl Stacking"

Ever since you found that play-by-email Chinese room, your Han writing skills have really improved. It's a good conversation partner.

it's the philosophical zombie apocalypse and you can't tell if anything has changed

does anyone have a photo of the SRM 2899a standard ethanol solution bottle.

@kirby jizz is stored in the thigh pads

the crysknife also stays on during sex

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